we have pet lesbian snakes
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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