didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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