walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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