I don't think brook has ever known best
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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