People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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