She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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