She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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