i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I love black thongs
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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