just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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