I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
