gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm both gender and math confused
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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