Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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