Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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