i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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