Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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