i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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