Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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