Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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