Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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