Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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