You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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