i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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