i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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