you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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