from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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