Buhtt sex?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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