I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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