He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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