so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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