she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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