what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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