That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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