I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
