I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Found the puke drawer
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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