he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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