His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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