so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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