Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
So apparently I’m into choking now
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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