About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
