I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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