its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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