I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
either way he was missing a nipple.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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