I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have feelings that need drinking.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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