oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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