I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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