Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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