what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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