Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I made him laugh his dick is mine
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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