Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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