i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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