To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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