I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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