Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
try to milk me bitch
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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