if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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